I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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