At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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