I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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