Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
But theres a keg here and me gusta
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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