the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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