My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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