if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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