YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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