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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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