If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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