do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
