I feel like abortions should bother me more
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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