Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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