did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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