i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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