The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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