i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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