I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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