I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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