don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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