I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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