I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
