dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
