Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
