My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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