So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
