we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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