The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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