i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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