We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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