You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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