i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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