do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The struggles of a small town man whore
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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