Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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