White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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