new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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