I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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