Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize
