At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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