his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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