She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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