dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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