Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Alive.
So much puke
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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