what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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