I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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