No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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