who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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