I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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