Umm I'm too high to move.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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