quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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