What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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