that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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